R. Dash Always Mods in Style"Ugh, not Shadowfag9001 again."Rainbow Dash didn't even need to check the screenname behind the post, or look for the Blueball Blitz avatar, or read the signature with the quote from Hayn Rand. She was used to seeing that unflattering image of Spitfire blown up with "FAT FLANK" written across the back of her jumpsuit in heavily fragmented red letters.Dude, get a new image, she typed in response, and hit submit. Already someone had beaten her to the first response. FBS BANISH HIM. Rainbow shook her head. The rules were very clear regarding banishment, and Shadowfag was an expert at keeping just behind the red line. He would live to parasprite another day. She hit F5. He had already responded:LOLOL SHITFIRE. PRINCESS CELESTIA HOW HORRIFYING. Rainbow ground her teeth. "Man, what IS your problem?" she yelled at her monitor, hoping somehow her yell would magically travel through the tubes and reach the troll in the form of a concussive blast. She assumed he would be
Kindness is an Ark Prince Blueblood rolled his eyes as his stylist took care of brushing his mane. "If it takes you any longer I might just have my mane begin to fall out." "I'm sorry, sir" Prince cleared his throat. "I meanI'm sorry, my lord," his stylist said. She was a coral colored unicorn with magenta mane. Prince Blueblood sat before his golden vanity, yawning while brushes and combs coerced his luxurious locks into firm order. The royal unicorn considered his cheekbones, worried they weren't white enough. "Tonight is too important a night not to look my best, Reef," he said before with his magic he began to powder himself. Reef said, "A visitation from Princess Cadence is quite the occasion." The court unicorn nickered. "Princess Cadence can visit the moon for all I care."
Pink Ladies and Sour Apples P1 "Ah just don't figure how we'll manage this year. We're not fillies and colts no more and Applebloom's too young." "Eeyup." "Ah mean Ah know how important it's for Rainbow Dash ta open for her precious Wonderbolts and tour with them. She says she's goin' ta try and charm that Soarin character right outta his horseshoes. Don't know about that, but he did buy mah pie at the Gala, the only stinkin' pony in Canterlot to touch our food. And then Twilight's left for Canterlot of course. Ah don't blame her, Ah told her Ah says, 'Twilight your families's a might bit more important than helpin' us with some silly apple buckin'.'" "Eeyup." "Ah won't even ask Rarity. She'll just say, 'Well why can't Ah use my magic, darlin'? And oh dear my mane is gettin' dusty, darlin'. I chipped a hoof darlin'!' Ah'd go crazy. Pinkie's too busy tendin' ta the Cake