Shot1: Elusive, in the middle of Town Hall redecorating, gasping in horror
Elusive: Gazooks, good sir!
Shot2: Dusk Shine looking startled with Elusive's hoof pointing at him
Elusive: What unforgivable disaster has befallen you?
Dusk: Oh, I just had my legs cordially maimed by-
Shot3: Elusive, now beside Dusk, his face scowled in disgust
Elusive: No, I meant this assorted nest of strip bubblegum attached either side of your broken body!!
Dusk: What? My hair?
Shot4: Elusive, gesturing with a hoof for some of his assistants
Elusive: Yes, I suppose that's what it was before it started to imitate cut bacon. Now take a seat.
Shot5: Dusk backs away. Barb still infatuated in background from previous comic
Dusk: Really, this isn't necessary! Physical aesthetic has never been my...
Shot6: Wide two shot of Elusive, his horn resembling anime Akira's arm but with scissors and combs about to pound into Dusk's face
Elusive: HOLD STILL ABOMINATION TO SIGHT!
Dusk: ÂAÆÃRRRGGHHHH
Shot7: Suddenly Dusk has Pompadour caked in hair product, matching tail and gold plated wheel harness
Dusk: AAaauee... Oh, this is actually pretty nice!
Shot8: Elusive and crew dusting up a pile of broken scissors and purple hair
Elusive: Pretty nice? Pretty NICE? There's several years of advanced styling in that masterpiece! What a thing to waste on such a cad!
Shot9: Dusk, apologetic look on face. Barb fuming in background
Dusk: Oh, what I mean is-
Shot10: Elusive, looking dismissive
Elusive: Enough sir! You have distracted me once too often! Leave at once!
Shot11: Door slams shut with Dusk outside
Shot12: Door opens with assistant holding a paper
Assistant: Your bill sir...
Dusk: Screaming face